{"title":"Metroid-Inspired","description":"\u003cp\u003eFan-made enamel pins, stickers and apparel inspired by Metroid, designed and produced by JobJobLLC. Original artwork from an independent studio that grew up with the series: bounty hunter tributes, cartridge-era pins, and designs you won't find on a shelf anywhere else.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese are unofficial fan works. JobJobLLC is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or licensed by Nintendo.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"mctroid","title":"McTroid | Metroid-Inspired Enamel Pin","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e🍔  Eat It Before It Eats You! 🍔\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWelcome to the page for the limited edition McTroid enamel pin!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eTitle\u003c\/strong\u003e: McTroid\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eCollection\u003c\/strong\u003e: Monthly Enamel Pins\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003ePin Details\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSize\u003c\/strong\u003e: 30mm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eMaterial\u003c\/strong\u003e: Hard Enamel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eFinish\u003c\/strong\u003e: Black\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eArtist\u003c\/strong\u003e: \u003ca title=\"Ari's Twitter\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/arriticus\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eAri\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eNote\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e: \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eProducts will generally be shipped out on Mondays.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"JobJobLLC","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41039659171996,"sku":"01PIN017","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0515\/5304\/2588\/products\/mctroid2.jpg?v=1633566284"},{"product_id":"cartridge-collection-vol-2-pins","title":"Cartridge Collection Vol 2 Pins","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e🎮NOSTALGILISTIC!🎮\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA nostalgic ode to the iconic world of classic gaming. Dive into a retro realm where pixelated heroes and 8-bit adventures come to life. Celebrate the golden age of gaming with meticulously-crafted \u003cspan class=\"bold\"\u003eenamel pins\u003c\/span\u003e that pay homage to your favorite old-school games!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThese pins are leftovers from our October 2023 \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.kickstarter.com\/projects\/jobjobprojects\/cartridge-collection-vol-2-radical-pins-and-shirts\/description\" title=\"Cartridge Collection Vol 2 Kickstarter Page\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eKickstarter\u003c\/a\u003e project!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTitle\u003c\/strong\u003e: Cartridge Collection Vol 2 Pins\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSize\u003c\/strong\u003e: 35mm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial\u003c\/strong\u003e: Hard Enamel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFinish\u003c\/strong\u003e: Black \u0026amp; Gold\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eArtists\u003c\/strong\u003e: \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/pngsequence\" title=\"Joe's Twitter Account\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eJoe\u003c\/a\u003e (pin art) \u0026amp; \u003ca title=\"Dyg's Twitter\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/NaZyrus07\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e@Nazyrus07\u003c\/a\u003e (back card)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePin Options (1 Pin - $12; Full Set - $102)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"bold\"\u003ePink Balloon\u003c\/span\u003e🎈(Inspired by \u003cspan class=\"text-italic\"\u003eKirby's Adventure\u003c\/span\u003e)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"bold\"\u003eBounty Hunter👽\u003c\/span\u003e(Inspired by \u003cspan class=\"text-italic\"\u003eMetroid\u003c\/span\u003e)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"bold\"\u003eLegend Quest🗡️\u003c\/span\u003e(Inspired by \u003cspan class=\"text-italic\"\u003eThe Legend of Zelda\u003c\/span\u003e)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"bold\"\u003eJump Man🍄\u003c\/span\u003e(Inspired by \u003cspan class=\"text-italic\"\u003eSuper Mario Bros.\u003c\/span\u003e)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"bold\"\u003eJump Man 3🍁\u003c\/span\u003e(Inspired by \u003cspan class=\"text-italic\"\u003eSuper Mario Bros. 3\u003c\/span\u003e)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"bold\"\u003eLegend Quest\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"bold\"\u003e2⚔️\u003c\/span\u003e(Inspired by \u003cspan class=\"text-italic\"\u003eZelda II: The Adventure of Link\u003c\/span\u003e)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"bold\"\u003eVirus Buster💊\u003c\/span\u003e(Inspired by \u003cspan class=\"text-italic\"\u003eDr. Mario\u003c\/span\u003e)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"bold\"\u003eCupid Kid💘\u003c\/span\u003e(Inspired by \u003cspan class=\"text-italic\"\u003eKid Icarus\u003c\/span\u003e)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"bold\"\u003eDirt Vert🚴\u003c\/span\u003e(Inspired by \u003cspan class=\"text-italic\"\u003eExcitebike\u003c\/span\u003e)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"bold\"\u003eQuail Trail🦆\u003c\/span\u003e(Inspired by\u003cspan class=\"text-italic\"\u003e Duck Hunt\u003c\/span\u003e)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eNote\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e: Products will generally be shipped out on Mondays.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"JobJobLLC","offers":[{"title":"Pink Balloon ($10)","offer_id":42968628330652,"sku":"05PIN007","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cupid Kid ($10)","offer_id":42968628363420,"sku":"05PIN008","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Legend Quest ($10)","offer_id":42968628396188,"sku":"05PIN009","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Jump Man ($10)","offer_id":42968628428956,"sku":"05PIN010","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Jump Man 3 ($10)","offer_id":42968628461724,"sku":"05PIN011","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Legend Quest 2 ($10)","offer_id":42968628494492,"sku":"05PIN012","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Virus Buster ($10)","offer_id":42968628527260,"sku":"05PIN013","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bounty Hunter ($10)","offer_id":42968630558876,"sku":"05PIN014","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dirt Vert ($10)","offer_id":42968630591644,"sku":"05PIN015","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Quail Trail ($10)","offer_id":42968630624412,"sku":"05PIN016","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Full Set of 10 ($75)","offer_id":42968628560028,"sku":"05BUN003","price":75.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0515\/5304\/2588\/files\/IMG_8833.jpg?v=1703990347"},{"product_id":"amongus-smash-bros-sticker-sheet","title":"Super Amogus Bros Sticker Sheet","description":"\u003ch2\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan id=\"docs-internal-guid-b2fc3f8e-7fff-44e4-947d-3bab1d483ea9\" style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: transparent; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eඞ Super Amogus Bros: The Sticker Sheet No One Asked For (But You’re Getting Anyway (Too Bad)) ඞ\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan id=\"docs-internal-guid-e5669d98-7fff-a05a-cb2a-c282573a0496\" style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eFanmade and horribly unofficial. It’s 2025, and yes, I made an Among Us x Super Smash Bros. N64-inspired sticker sheet. Dead meme? Sure. Nostalgic crossover? Not really. Inspired by a dream that demanded I bring it to life? Absolutely. These 13 stickers are a love letter to bad ideas, outdated references, and my inability to let things go. Call it art, call it cringe—I call it destiny.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.2; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\" id=\"docs-internal-guid-9f08e015-7fff-d8b8-d0ff-3da131e7c0bc\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: transparent; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThe Sticker Roster:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.2;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSussy Kong:\u003c\/strong\u003e Tossing barrels and looking sus while doing it. He’s got that 64-bit drip and the audacity to vent mid-match.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.2;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eKirbo: \u003c\/strong\u003eWho needs abilities when you’ve got vibes? Big, pink, round, and ready to inhale your entire strategy.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.2;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCaptain Suscon: \u003c\/strong\u003eThe ultimate impostor, yelling “Show me your moves!” while sabotaging your entire crew.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.2;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eJigglysus:\u003c\/strong\u003e Sleepy, deadly, and definitely not doing tasks. If you see them, it’s already too late.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.2;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLinkvent:\u003c\/strong\u003e Our hero in green... who just sabotaged O2. Watch out, he's armed with the Ma-sus-ter Sword.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.2;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYellowchu:\u003c\/strong\u003e Electric, chaotic, and always accusing everyone else first. Pika-sus-chu. I’m dying here. Please.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.2;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMario-but-sus:\u003c\/strong\u003e The main character, the MVP, the one in red who’s probably faking tasks. He is the reason for the Emergency Meeting.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.2;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\" id=\"docs-internal-guid-58278cf4-7fff-91f4-de09-08a155c7c114\"\u003e...and six more icons that I can’t bother to even finish writing descriptions for because I’m so stupid. All these incredible sticker icons blend the sus of Among Us with the nostalgia of N64 Smash Bros. into one “questionably necessary” set.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.2; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\" id=\"docs-internal-guid-d9385e88-7fff-eb6b-eb41-551985b6e530\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy?\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eBecause I can. Because it’s funny. Because creativity strikes and I cannot control myself. Please. Stop me before I meme again.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.2; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.2; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\" id=\"docs-internal-guid-a0a4bca0-7fff-4c9b-2820-d792e5168a1c\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: transparent; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThe Important Info:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.2;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTitle: \u003c\/strong\u003eSuper Amogus Bros. Sticker Sheet\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.2;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e# of Stickers on Sticker Sheet:\u003c\/strong\u003e 13\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.2;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSticker Sheet Size: \u003c\/strong\u003e9\"x4\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.2;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eApprox. Sticker Sizes:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1.5\"x1.5\"  (Except Masuster Hand is a little bigger)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.2;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Sticker Paper\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.2;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFinish:\u003c\/strong\u003e Satin, so they look sus in just the right lighting\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.2;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eArtist:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/zachjada\" title=\"Zach's Twitter Profile\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eZachJaDa\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.2;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLimited Run:\u003c\/strong\u003e Only 50 sheets available, because some jokes shouldn’t last forever. (Especially this one.)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp id=\"docs-internal-guid-9afd3e63-7fff-f45a-731d-87dc392719e2\" style=\"line-height: 1.2; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: transparent; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eShipping Details:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"line-height: 1.2;\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eStickers are ready to ship ASAP.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"line-height: 1.2;\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eInternational buyers, expect them to arrive late, but that just adds to the suspense, right?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"line-height: 1.2;\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eShipped in a standard #10 envelope. No, they won’t come in a cute box. Yes, it’s because I’m cheap.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"line-height: 1.2;\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eDue to their limited nature, lost or damaged packs cannot be replaced.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.2; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"line-height: 1.2; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eGet yours now and embrace the absurdity. 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