? Hot Dog-Based Lifeform Attacks! ?
Straight from the cargo hold of a derelict space station, this shirt depicts our lone heroine’s encounter with the enigmatic Slydog (a hot dog-based lifeform of questionable origin and mystery meat malice) flanked by two ever-hungry McTroids.
Inspired by those sketchy early-2000s tees sold out of mall kiosks, the fit is probably bad but, fortunately, it’s comfortable enough to survive a long mission.
Specs:
Fabric: Medium-weight cotton that’s seen better days (soft where it counts). Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²) and preshrunk.
Print: DTG-printed-ish, with some smudges. Not the best resolution.
Fit: Boxy, borderline oversized... if you want a clean fit, size down.
Origins: Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US.
Care: Wash cold, tumble low, or just hang on the fence behind the van.
Artist: @TheMarcotto
Legal-ish Note: This is a completely unofficial, fan-made artifact. Not affiliated with any major galactic entity, bounty hunter, or publisher. You are purchasing a shirt where the main villain is being represented as a hot dog. No refunds.
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially under certain lighting conditions. You won't need an X-Ray Visor if it gets wet.
Straight from the cargo hold of a derelict space station, this shirt depicts our lone heroine’s encounter with the enigmatic Slydog (a hot dog-based lifeform of questionable origin and mystery meat malice) flanked by two ever-hungry McTroids.
Inspired by those sketchy early-2000s tees sold out of mall kiosks, the fit is probably bad but, fortunately, it’s comfortable enough to survive a long mission.
Specs:
Fabric: Medium-weight cotton that’s seen better days (soft where it counts). Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²) and preshrunk.
Print: DTG-printed-ish, with some smudges. Not the best resolution.
Fit: Boxy, borderline oversized... if you want a clean fit, size down.
Origins: Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US.
Care: Wash cold, tumble low, or just hang on the fence behind the van.
Artist: @TheMarcotto
Legal-ish Note: This is a completely unofficial, fan-made artifact. Not affiliated with any major galactic entity, bounty hunter, or publisher. You are purchasing a shirt where the main villain is being represented as a hot dog. No refunds.
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially under certain lighting conditions. You won't need an X-Ray Visor if it gets wet.
